Cat piss perfume

I’m currently sitting in the waiting room of my local DES, these are the guys who  help people with disabilities access work. In the car on the way here, I discovered to my horror that the jeans I pulled on before running out the house have a large damp patch of cat piss on them. I couldn’t go back to change without running late. So I am going to brave this appointment, wearing car air freshener sprayed all over my lower half, and pretending I can’t feel a damp patch on my left leg, or smell anything amiss. I really hope the room isn’t too small. Being a disability service they may just assume I have continence issues!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is chutzpah.

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